I’m not going to lie
Most of the Stanley parable endings make me want to cry
mmm idk man. im not sayin all girls are the most intelligent sweet people, but they usually arent outwardly lewd and inconsiderate
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
once again asshole, not all. And i also happen to have a cis male boyfriend that i love very very much (shocking i know). Even the people I made that post about really cool dudes, just sometimes they say some shit that puts me off, thats really it. THATS IT. I don’t think they are “shit” or the scum of the earth, but they could really improve their behavior and/or the way they think and act. because its really off-putting the way they talk about women and make racist jokes constantly. Also about the celebrity thing, if the celebrity themselves is an asshole then I don’t like them either? You really don’t make any sense, I don’t put anyone on a pedestal if they don’t deserve it.
First cleaning project of spring. (Moving my record player and record collection for the 4th or 5th time)
Cake - Short Skirt, Long Jacket
"for the most part". and Bowie went half his life saying he was gay/bisexual and dressing like an androgynous fairy so thank you goodbye
straight white men for the most part are literally stupid, disgusting, horrible human beings. at work i will stand around them in a state of interest in confusion, like they are animals in a zoo i swear
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god